"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx
Women are trying to replace men. They are cutting off our penises so that they can have the real thing at home without having to deal with the real thing.
Whoa, partner, let me cross my legs first.
Maybe if men thought with thier brain insted of thier penis then us women whould not feel the need to get a knife.
Women are trying to replace men. They are cutting off our penises so that they can have the real thing at home without having to deal with the real thing.
They are bitter and have penis envy.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a penis.