In part one of this series I shared part of an email I received from one of my fans. It was an uplifting tribute in which my dear cyberFreud provided their analysis of all that is wrong with me. I must say that I was moved and flattered by the attention. It seems that the dear soul is trying desperately to garner more attention from me.
Jackass,
Your pathetic and moronic attempt to cover up your own shortcomings is transparent.
In days past I would have printed more of their email but as I said below, I am lacking some of the blogging passion. I would have jumped on the attempt to make a joke out of transparent shortcomings but again I am lacking passion. It might have been good. Some snappy remark about buying new underwear or some such thing.
But alas the blogging malaise has afflicted me and I haven’t the words to share. So let me wrap this up by saying that if you want to make me the villain of the JBlogosphere I shall gladly accept your title in the same spirit that Reggie Miller loved to be the villain.
Excuse me, I have to go watch some more Snidely Whiplash video so that I know how to play this role.
No way, I am bad. So very bad.
Don’t let it go to your head, Jack. I meant to send that note to someone else and mixed up the email addresses. As far as evil goes, you’re pretty small potatoes.
I don’t need to be seeing that stuff.
Me neither.
I’ve never gotten fan mail – good or bad.
At least someone’s paying attention.
Robbie,
The problem is that this fan mail is coming from a moron.
LL,
So you think. Hah hah hah.
We know who you are.
Hey, wait just a freaking minute! The position of top evil one is mine, all mine, I tell you!
You know, in some ways, it’s not fair.
I’ve never gotten fan mail – good or bad.
At least someone’s paying attention.
Personally, I prefer a guy with the good sense to cover up his shortcomings. I don’t need to be seeing that stuff.
Miriam,
Spent most of the morning working on it.
Paula,
You can’t ever be evil and cool without minions. I am evil, hear me roar!
I’ve been visiting more frequently in hopes some of your evil rubs off on me.
Signed,
A Respectful Minion
Practice your evil laugh. Looking forward to the audio.