Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy there matey! It is Talk Like a Pirate Day ARGHHHHHHHH! I dost have a pirate name. Call me Captain Jack- One-eared Dog the Damned. Grab some grog and check out the many posts about pirates that have graced the Shack.

Haveil Havalim- The Once & Future Edition– Contains a Pirate Post.
Do You Have An Accent
Pirate Attacks Down Sharply
Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day
The Jewish Pirates of The Caribbean

P.S. If you dost be a slacker you can use the English-to-Pirate translator or face the pointy end of my cutlass.