Swing Your Salami At Me & I Will Take You Out

Sorry, this story is too ridiculous not to cover.

“Two Germans needed hospital treatment after they fought a pitched battle in a supermarket with salamis used as clubs and a chunk of Parmesan cheese brandished like a dagger.”

It reminds me a bit of the craziness that sometimes ensues at Costco over free samples. I have seen old ladies throw elbows and box out like nobody’s business there.