If you are one of the 17 long time readers you know that when I am not pretending to be a daddy blogger I am working on one of my 39 unpublished novels. Here in cyberspace you get to pull up a cyber seat and read the mutterings, utterings and musings of a half crazy mad man named Jack.
Consider for a moment that one day I could be a published author of 39 books who managed to sell a grand total of 8-31-68-5-9-69 books. What, you say that I didn’t include a real number there. Well brother if you hang around long enough you might get the chance to read a story called The Return of The Shmata Queen or how one man tamed the crazy clevelander turned Texan. Also known as “I told you that LeBron would never stay with the Cavs”
It is tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury- signifying nothing. Oops, just plagiarized Shakespeare.
So here is the real purpose of this post. I am trying to collect all of the inserts for Fragments of Fiction. The goal is to eventually take them and turn them into the book and or movie I keep talking about. If you are interested in reading them you can find quite a few of them over here and here.
Shmata Queen? You cheatin' on me with another royal, Jack???
BTW – Whenever it's that time of the month and I'm even bitchier than usual, my husband comments, "Someone's on the shmata."